Johnny Upton: I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. Joe McGrath: It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to. Johhny Upton: Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. Johnny Upton: I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I'm gonna open up this faggot bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em! Joe McGrath: You will not. Am I right? Joe McGrath: Have you seen Dunlop or Braden– Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe! Joe McGrath: Aw, now, son. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Joe McGrath: Have you seen Reg or Braden? Jim Ahern: Joe, I don't care man. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend you– Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fucking song! Jim Ahern: I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing? Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil! Jeff Hanson: Every game! Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some? Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. Nick Brophy: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself. Got stinkin' shit-faced on the bus, Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me, when he knows I'm shit-faced. My h'arm go comme ça, den dee game stop den start h'up.ĭialogue Reggie Dunlop: How's it going, Nick? Nick Brophy: I'm drunk. Denis Lemieux: Icing 'appen when dee puck come down.Jim Carr: I may be bald, but at least I'm not chicken-shit!.Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.Hey ya think they show Speed Racer here?.Hi, Ogie! Buy ya a soda after the game?.Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan, she's a dyke! I know! I know! She's a lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!.He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.

I'd like to place a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken.

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